The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.
The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it
The girl who isn't a size four and doesn't eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college
with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.
The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them
The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
[Random stuff: ]
"Let me get this straight. I just tried to kill a bunch of little kids. My wife is dead. My unborn child is dead. The man who raised me is trying to kill me, and he got me stuck in this stupid suit that makes me sound like a freak. And you think a cookie will make up for it all?"
Someone hands Darth Vader the cookie.
He throws it in their face.
Someone gives him two cookies.
"Now this is about fair!"
- When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for Percy Jackson.
- Dear Voldemort, So they messed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson
- Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google
-Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. Sincerely, 7
-Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
-Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada
-Dear Impossible, forget you! I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob
(other Random stuff):
#Don't mess with me; I've got a stick
#Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
#I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
#Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
#I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
#You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
#If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your journal
#Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!
#"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
#"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
#1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
#I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
#You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
#A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
#"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."
#"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."
#"I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams murder when toast pops out the toaster."
#Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver
#Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
#If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
#If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
#Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more
#The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
#I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.
#I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
#If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
#Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
#I am not a loser. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
#Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
#I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
#Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
#"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"
#Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your journal if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"#My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me
#If you talk back to the TV
, copy this into your journal.
Totally like. stole this. okai. it said chu can steal it. so why not? YAY FOR FRIENDSHIP!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.
There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends."
(yes i realized its not a new journal i just have alot of random stuff here i still wanna put up lol dont actually copy this part...)
--It ain't over to the fat lady sings!--